daryl said (3:48 AM):
u dere
Tuesday said (3:49 AM):
um nope
daryl said (3:49 AM):
okay
intro any way?
im daryl
26 here
u?
daryl said (3:51 AM):
hw old r u
daryl said (3:54 AM):
where u stay ?
daryl said (3:55 AM):
do u hav a bf?
daryl says (3:58 AM):
*ok i will come straight 2 da pt
daryl says (3:59 AM):
*i wan 2 pay u 2 accompany me for a function
*and i will pay u well 4 it
*u interested?
daryl says (4:01 AM):
*r u da left
*or right 1
daryl says (4:02 AM):
*tell me wat u wan
daryl says (4:03 AM):
*new hand bags?
daryl says (4:05 AM):
*tell me wat u wan
Tuesday says (4:05 AM):
hmm
i wanna know what do you get when you mix an aqueous alcohol with an alkali
shake that with benzoyl chloride
Tuesday says (4:06 AM):
and whats the solid derivative formed
: (
daryl says (4:06 AM):
*okay.. well its ages since i took chem.
*so wat if i can answer u?
Tuesday says (4:07 AM):
*i dont have to flip through my notes lor
daryl says (4:07 AM):
*haha
*i guess
*u r a jc student nw?
*or a uni 1
*age range abt 17-20
Tuesday says (4:07 AM):
*nope im a chem lecturer age 29
*lmao
daryl says (4:07 AM):
*lol
*i tell u wat
daryl says (4:08 AM):
*i dun buy tt
Tuesday says (4:08 AM):
*awwwwwwww
*whyyyyyy
daryl says (4:08 AM):
*haha
Tuesday says (4:08 AM):
*you’re too broke?
daryl says (4:08 AM):
*jus dun buy it
*too broke?
*lol
*tts a gd 1
*bt really
Tuesday says (4:09 AM):
*gawd thats lame
*o_O
daryl says (4:09 AM):
*yes
*it is veri
Tuesday says (4:09 AM):
*no not me
*you
daryl says (4:09 AM):
*im 28 anyway
Tuesday says (4:09 AM):
*lmao
daryl says (4:09 AM):
*no
Tuesday says (4:09 AM):
*oh wow hi junior
daryl says (4:09 AM):
*y am i lame
*lol if you’re either 1s in the pic
*no
*i dun tink u r of age past 21
Tuesday says (4:09 AM):
*thats my daughter silly
daryl says (4:09 AM):
*i dun buy it
*told u
Tuesday says (4:09 AM):
*seriously ppl are so naive nowadays
daryl says (4:10 AM):
*ok i tink yr name’s novia
Tuesday says (4:10 AM):
*okay whatever it feels good to be taken as a teen again lmaoooooooooooodaryl says (4:10 AM):
*tell me
*wats yr real age
Tuesday says (4:10 AM):
*righttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
*okay im getting bored
*loldaryl says (4:11 AM):
*can i pay u to get out to a function wif me?
*srsdaryl says (4:12 AM):
*for yr question
*all i noe
*is
*A compound formed from an alcohol and an alkali metal base; the alkali metal replaces the hydrogen in the hydroxyl group.
*tts wat i tink is rite
daryl says (4:13 AM):
*bt
*wat i lack in chem knowlege
*i make up in other waysdaryl says (4:15 AM):
*many
*other
*waysdaryl says (4:16 AM):
*nt just monetary ways
*let me tell u an interestin fact
*do u noe
daryl says (4:17 AM):
*tt.. abt 85% of women have nv had a vaginal orgasm?
*mayb more for a squirtin orgasm
*wat most women exp is a clitoral orgasmdaryl says (4:18 AM):
*m i makin u blush
Tuesday says (4:18 AM):
*no silly
Tuesday says (4:19 AM):
*if so, do it to yr mum on mother’s day!
daryl says (4:19 AM):
*lol
*nah
Tuesday says (4:19 AM):
*she confirm happy like hell siol
daryl says (4:19 AM):
*tell me
Tuesday says (4:19 AM):
*aww you meanie tsk tsk
daryl says (4:19 AM):
*hav u had one?
*honest
Tuesday says (4:20 AM):
*haha you go fuck yr mother first lah~
daryl says (4:20 AM):
*im jus bein nice
*ok i’ll just offer u 3k for a nite to go for the function wif me
*r u keen?
Tuesday says (4:20 AM):
*ask yr mum srs
*bonding time is impt! O_O
daryl says (4:20 AM):
*if u’re nt
daryl says (4:21 AM):
*u can always nt throw insults at me
Tuesday says (4:21 AM):
*oh deary me!
*i am?
*O:
daryl says (4:21 AM):
*lol
Tuesday says (4:21 AM):
*nah
*you’re too sensitive
*young boys nowadays..
daryl says (4:21 AM):
*i tell u wat
Tuesday says (4:21 AM):
*tsk tsk
daryl says (4:21 AM):
*i’ve had many jc/ uni gers like u
*takin up the offer
*easy
Tuesday says (4:22 AM):
*like helloooo havent i made my point clear
*go with yr mum
*young ppl nowadays ah srsly..
daryl says (4:22 AM):
*lol u realli cute
Tuesday says (4:23 AM):
*why thanks young’un
daryl says (4:23 AM):
*tell me
*which jc u frm?
*rjc? vjc? sajc?
*ac?
Tuesday says (4:24 AM):
*zomggggggggggggggggg
*you are so irritating sigh
*its not even fun anymore
*:/
daryl says (4:24 AM):
*no realli
Tuesday says (4:24 AM):
*yes rlydaryl says (4:25 AM):
*trust mi
*gers like u
*i noe
*had a couple frm ac and sa
Tuesday says (4:28 AM):
*omg what are gers?!?!
*
* The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
omg what are gers?!?!
*
Tuesday says (4:28 AM):
*new species zomg
*
* The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
new species zomgoh man cant send cos he’s appearing offline. -_-
haha okay im gonna sleep now!
So my friend is Tuesday and this dude chatting her (or trying to) is called Daryl.
Ultimate win of the day.
